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| A Hand-Drawn Sketch (using a purple "Crayola" erasable colored pencil for the construction lines and a #2B pencil for the graphite lines) of Bancy charging after Fix-It Felix Junior (well, after "Penn Zero" cancels "Phineas and Ferb" on Disney XD) as he clubs him on the head with a wooden baseball bat much to Joy's panic-attack! (notice the ACME peg holes) |
One Spring Day, on Saturday, March 21st, 2015, Bancy McMouser was about to turn on the HDTV monitor to make sure that "Phineas and Ferb" is still on the air but it was too late when - OH NO! - "Penn Zero Part-Time Hero" has cancelled Phineas and Ferb's show and, as I type on my doggone keyboard, the blame was on that "Wreck-It Ralph" movie because not only Jared Bush and Sam Levine created that "Penn Zero" cartoon but Sam Levine was one of the people that worked on "Wreck-It Ralph" and Jared Bush is already placed as co-director for that upcoming "Zootopia" movie! So this, of course, PISSED Bancy off as he is hell-bent for revenge against Fix-It Felix Junior when he starts chasing him with a wooden baseball bat to hit him on the head with it and, OH NO! Security was called on and now Bancy and Fix-It Felix was put on TRIAL by order of the Council of Toons taking Joy (from Disney & PIXAR's "Inside Out") as Bancy's lawyer!
GOOFY GOOF: Fix-It Felix, Did You Really Stalk Bancy?!?
FIX-IT FELIX JUNIOR: But Bancy hit me with a baseball bat and--
BANCY McMOUSER: OBJECTION, I SAY, OBJECTION!
DONALD DUCK: Sustained!
FIX-IT FELIX JUNIIOR: [Screams in Horror]
BANCY McMOUSER: I Have the Evidence on How This Happened --
[pulls out a DVD labeled "P&F on HDTV Before and After" and as he turns it on, it is a slideshow video of the "Phineas and Ferb" cartoon show before "Penn Zero" became popular in a shameless grab for successful ratings]
BANCY McMOUSER: Here's Kim Possible dating Ron Stoppable for the first time as seen on "Kim Possible the Movie - SO The Drama"...
[First Images slides away for Second Image]
BANCY McMOUSER: Here's Phineas and Ferb meeting KP and Ron...
[Second Image slides away for Third Image]
BANCY McMOUSER: Here's Phineas and Ferb already Disney XD's biggest toon stars but...
[Third Image slides away for Fourth Image where we see a teenaged Phineas and a teenaged Isabella already in love after the episode took place 10 years into the future]
BANCY McMOUSER: After "Act Your Age" was Phineas and Ferb's very last episode it was CANCELLED only to be replaced...
[Fourth Image slides away for the Fifth Image]
BANCY McMOUSER: ...with "Penn Zero Part-Time Hero" -- THAT NEW TOON ON DISNEY XD AND I HATE THAT WRECK-IT RALPH MOVIE FOR ITS GUTS!!!
[Goofy Goof hits a wooden coaster with his gavel]
GOOFY GOOF: We, the Council of Toons, have declared that Bancy and Fix-It Felix, after it turns out it was a mistake,...
BANCY McMOUSER: Huh?
FIX-IT FELIX JUNIOR: What?!
GOOFY GOOF: ...they are both NOT GUILTY!
BANCY McMOUSER: YAY!!!!
JOY: Excellent Work, Mr. McMouser!
FIX-IT FELIX JUNIOR: Uh-Oh! Goofy?
GOOFY GOOF: A-hyuck! Yes, Mister?
FIX-IT FELIX JUNIOR: Does this mean I have to go back to my actual job at The Roy E. Disney Animation Building in Burbank, California?
MICKEY MOUSE and DONALD DUCK: [altogether] YES!!!
FIX-IT FELIX JUNIOR: YIPE! Ms. Calhoun?
TAMORA JEAN CALHOUN: Short Guy? Are You OK?
FIX-IT FELIX JUNIOR: Since We're A Married Couple, well...
[Fix-It Felix and Calhoun kiss each other on the mouth]
JURY: [In Awe] AWWW, Ain't That Love?
PHINEAS FLYNN: Yes, Yes It Is!
FERB FLETCHER: Well, Looks Like Our Work Here is Done! Right Mr. "I'm The New Toon on The Block"?
PENN ZERO: [to Ferb] Uh, Yes?
[Crowd and Jury altogether cheer and applause]
THAT'S IT FOR THE LAST OF THESE BLOG ARTICLES FOR MARCH 2015!!!
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