Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Whatever Happend to Joy Anderson? - My NEW Fanfic Interview with Bancy McMouser

Created on Tuesday, April 28th, 2015 on 3:10 A.M.
Whatever happened to that "Pre-Release" sneak preview of Disney & PIXAR's "Inside Out" during
"The 2015 Radio Disney Music Awards" at 8pm on Sunday, April 26th, 2015, after was REPLACED by
a different PIXAR flick entitled "Brave"...  THAT PROBLEM MEANT "TO DIE FOR"!!!
Before Bancy McMouser and I begin our "imaginary interview", let me do the talking first, please!...

...I WAS SO OFFENDED -- TO MY TEARS -- THAT A RIVAL STUDIO'S HALF GHOST/HALF TEENAGER CHARACTER (Butch Hartman's "Danny Phantom" for Butch Hartman's "Billionfold Studios" under authorities of Nickelodeon Animation Studios) NEARLY ATTACKED JOY (The Blue-Haired Joyful Female Emotion from Disney & PIXAR's "Inside Out") AND SHE WAS SENT TO THE HOLLYWOOD HOSPITAL'S TOON DIVISION BECAUSE OF THAT "DANNY PHANTOM" CHARACTER'S ATTEMPTED ACT OF "ASSAULT ON FEMALE" THAT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH SO, BECAUSE I MUST'VE THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD, I WAS CRYING MY TEARS OUT!!!
(Either that or The Crying also happened as I could barley hear the sound of Act One of "The Grand Canyon Suite" being played in my head!)

Alright, ENOUGH TOON-SLAUGHTER COMMENTS!!! BANCY, LET'S GET ON WITH THIS INTERVIEW, DOGGONE IT!!!
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Michael Igafo-Te'o - "Bancy, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF ABOUT THAT RIVAL TOON'S ATTEMPTED ATTACK ON JOY?!?"
Bancy McMouser - "SHUT UP!!! You Know We HATE Danny Phantom for Crying Out Loud!"
Michael Igafo-Te'o - "...And, In Order to 'Beat Up' Danny Phantom, We've Ditched His Show for that "SpongeBob" cartoon due to the humor in "SpongeBob" for Animator's Sake!!!"
Bancy McMouser - "I KNEW IT!!! You're Right!! We Ditched "Danny Phantom" for "SpongeBob" because the humor in that "SpongeBob" cartoon is, it's on the tip of my tongue, Oh, Yes... [grabs his creator, Michael Igafo-Te'o, by his shirt collar] DANGEROUSLY FUNNY!!!"
Michael Igafo-Te'o - [forces Bancy to let go of his shirt collar] "Well, [chuckles] that's right! My Brother, Sebastian -- also known as "Bashy" -- is right... SpongeBob is DANGEROUSLY FUNNY!! Funny Enough to 'Tickle Your Funny Bone'!!!"
[Then Bancy and his creator, Michael Igafo-Te'o, laugh themselves silly by watching the camping episode of "SpongeBob" where Squidward gets attacked off-screen by the Sea-Bear, just to make Michael and Bancy laugh themselves silly that is!]
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Signed,
MICHAEL IGAFO-TE'O (Creator of "Bancy and Company")
and BANCY McMOUSER (Michael's Very First Cartoon Creation since 2003-ish)

P.S., Try Harder when You get a chance to see Disney & PIXAR's "Inside Out" on the BIG screen on Summer 2015!

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